Hold The Mayo

OK, so i don't know if i mentioned this, but I really loved Viva Pinata. It was my favorite game in the world for 96 hours. All I did was eat sleep and drink Pinata... needless to say i got burnt out quick. I still highly recomend that game, and still have an affinity for it, even though i havent picked it up since those 96 hours ended. Anyay, I had heard that there were Viva Pinata toys at Burger King... a place i

despise (and have not been to since i located my 3 BK games... i find it amazing where my video game addiction will take me). So after two days of trying to find a not closed Burger King (four near where I work are closed... curious) I finally found one and was able to procure a Horstachio. I desperatly want to find a Fudgehog, as they are my favorite in the game, so I know i'll have to go back to that vile place. After re-discovering that Burger King puts mayo on there burgers, a substance that I find repulsive, I discovered that this particular Burger King had computers with Internet time you could buy. From my chair I watched a creppy middle aged man, type creepily to a far more attractive woman than he on some dating service website. He typed in a rhythm that was really strange... evey three words or so he would stop. And lean in slightly and read. And lean back and type. Then lean in and read. I couldnt make out the words but in my mind it was well... really creepy. My insides don't feel good, I think it was the mayo. I'm going to curl up next to Horstachio and read a comic.